2006 - Vrede: Wakeboarding , CKY– send it

This recipy is a surefire hit for any barmy collective .Good times like the good old days - Blended too perfection !

Ingredients for - "Daar is min van ons oor" - not many of us left:

3 x good mates (Clint – AKA Ondier, JJ AKA Greek connection and Elbow macaroni)
1 x 150ml SPF 30 sunscreen
1 x digital camera
1 x 750ml Johny Walker Black
1 x Case of Heineken
1 x 750ml Spice Gold
1 x 750ml Smirnoff Vodka
6 x 340ml Appetizers / Grapetizers
1 x 2L Sprite
1 x 2L Coke
1 x Half jack Richelue
1 x O’Brien Wakeboard
1 x 500ml binding lube
1 x Vrede Dam
Plenty x Good Beatz
4 x Grumpy freaked out neighbors

Day 1 :
-Preheat the lads from Johannesburg to Vrede @ 30 °C in a Golf Cabriolet – be sure to apply the sunscreen before the journey starts .
-Stop at the first open liquor store to stock up the fluids needed for the big thirst – normally starting 2 km into the journey.
-Don’t stir the ingredients too much; let the essence of the good old days inspire the spirits to rise.
-Sprinkle good beatz from the starting point and allow the ingredients to start bubbling.

On arrival at the dam:
-Cool down the pre baked nutters with a wakeboard session.Return to the base and ensure that the horse power is secured to the jetty.
-Open the fridge and hide stock in odd / difficult to find places – this will be appreciated at a later stage.
-Add more fluids from this point forward ensuring enjoyable ruckus and loud noises – when fluids are mixed be sure too add more than 2 tots per drink and send it regularly.

Plan B:
-When the stock gets low it's time to move to the local bar.While replenishing the liquid levels remember to order 3 X TBones for late night hunger attack to follow.

Helping Hand:
-Order ± 12 tequilas @ the bar to keep emotions happy and the courage high.
-When vision becomes impaired and music changes to Steve Hofmeyer , Smokey , UB40 I'll be 30 , ACE of Base , Theuns Jordaan ,Robbie Wessels or anything close to commercial crap it’s time to head back to the base !

Back at the base :
-Unlock liquor cabinet and mix leftover stock. By this time the hunger will kick in – panfry the TBones.
-4AM :noise will fade and the bosberaad attendees will disappear one by one after discovering odd places to pass out.

Day 2:
-11 AM : wake up with a foul taste in the mouth – very similar to a dog’s blanket. This taste is followed by a degree in dehydration – rehydrate immediately !
-When the rest of the base awakes – notify them that a wakeboard session is the only cure for the hangover.

End result : absolute ruckus + neighbors applauding the nutters from last night for every mad wakeboard pop executed in their after ruckus state !

-Return to the base and start the journey back to civilization – let the good times roll and savor the last moments !